Wednesday, September 14, 2005

To the Perverts...

Thanks to our sitemeter, we can see what websites refer people to our blog. In addition, if somebody reached our blog through a search engine, we can see what search words are used to find us. Often, people just search 'Barely Legal blog' or something like that. But sometimes, with a name like 'Barely Legal', we will get a different type of search altogether. Hereare some of my favorite searches that landed people to our blog:

"Barely Legal Girls"...According to Brett from Blafayette, who, as you may recall, enjoys his porn, there is a very popular series of movies called 'Barely Legal' that is produced by Hustler. So if you were looking for these movies, I refer you to www.hustler.com. Sorry for the inconvenience.

"Barely Legal Boys"...I am an easy going guy. I am straight, but I see nothing wrong with the gay lifesytle. "Do what feel good" is my motto. I support gay marriage rights, and some of the most interesting people I've ever met are gay. But I draw the line at aiding and abetting gay men in finding gay porn. That is strictly up to them. Best of luck, though.

"Barely Legal preteen girls"...Okay, if you searched this term and found our blog, follow these instructions:
1)Get in your car
2) Drive to the nearest sheriff's office or county courthouse
3) Register as a sex offender
4) Move 1000 feet away from any school, you fucking pervert.