Russ: How's the job search?
Friend: Awful.
Russ: Write about it for my blog.
Friend: I would but it's too depressing to think about let alone write about.
Russ: Don't others deserve to know?
Friend: They'll just be as naive and optimistic as I was. I mean, I was average. I got average grades in law school, didn't do anything special during my summers, never took on any special projects. I thought an average law student would get a job. But here's the thing, I was average at a really good school. The average LSAT score for someone attending my school qualifies them for Mensa but apparently not for the lowliest mouth breathing entry-level legal job.
