The other day I was at the grocery store. While pausing and looking at the products a man approached me and said, "Can I share something with you?"
I was going to say, "Thank you but I already have a Book of Mormon", but I just nodded.
The stranger then said, "Have you ever heard of prepaid legal services?"
"Yes I have," I replied.
"Then you know that that with prepaid legal services you just pay a small policy and if an incident ever arises you'll have access to fully paid attorney to assist you..."
"Actually," I interrupted, "I am an attorney. So, essentially, all legal services I'll ever need have been prepaid."
The disappointed salesman stopped his pitch and glumly said, "Yeah. I suppose so."
"In fact, my prepaid legal services plan cost me $75,000. I bet you guys offer a better deal."
We shared a frank look and he said, "We sure do."
"Well, I wish I had run into you four years ago"
Like any good salesman, he had suddenly come up with answer to my objection. "Don't they say that if you use your own legal services you'd have a 'fool for a client.'"
"Tell me about it," I said as I turned and headed towards the liquor section.
