Earlier this year, I had to meet with the person who approves how much money we can ask the loan companies for. I had this discussion with her.
Russ: It seems like more money when my name is beside the amount.
Loan Lady: Yeah, but soon you'll be a lawyer and you'll be making lots of money. You'll pay it off in no time.
Russ: Actually, my plan is to marry rich.
Loan Lady: Oh, really.
Russ: Yes. So, I need your help. I need you to tell me if any women come in here asking for very small loans.
Loan Lady: (laughs) OK!
I'm still waiting.
