Mike: I dove into my girlfriend's pool and landed on my ear and have since have lost most of my hearing in that ear. The doctor says it's a perforated eardrum.
Russ: Will it heal?
Mike: Yeah, I just need to give it time.
Russ: That would suck if you went deaf. You'd have to tell people, "The last thing I ever heard was 'Olly Olly Oxenfree.'"
