9:30- The time of my first and only class of the day.
10:05- The time I actually woke up.
5- Minutes spent reading the assignment
15- Minutes spent trying to figure out exactly what a “Separation Agreement” is
2- Seconds I was close to freaking out before I realized I have a sample separation agreement to work from
10- Minutes between realizing that I have a sample to work from and when I told myself I was going to start
90- Minutes between realizing that I have a sample to work from and when I actually started
0- Times I considered crawling into a study hole and deleting the entire blog until I came out
30- Milligrams of Adderall I had to take in order to motivate myself to start
3- Times I got up to play with my dog's jowls
50- Times my girlfriend IMed me and asked how it was going
49- Times I replied "fine"
1- Time I replied "just finished"
.5- Seconds between that reply and my phone ringing
3.79- Cost of the Hershey’s Syrup I purchased after decided, in the middle of a sentence, that I wanted chocolate milk and I wanted it right then and there
5.5- Total time, in hours, spent on the paper
2.5- Time, in hours, I spent copying boilerplate language from the sample to my agreement
4,262- Number of words in my completed separation agreement
500- Estimated number of original words in my completed separation agreement
6- People who IMed me and asked if I planned on posting anything today. Happy?
