Friday, November 25, 2005

More Norm

Norm is the consummate fat man. He is truly comfortable with his size, weather he's wearing a barbeque sauce stained t-shirt or if he's dressed up for the night in a lobster bib. In fact, Russ and Norm once went to a Halloween party dressed as Gilligan and the Skipper.

Of course, not every moment is jolly for the husky blonde gentleman. The day after Chris Farley's death a little girl he didn't know pointed at him and screamed in horror, "Chris Farley! Chris Farley! Chris Farley!" Norm quickly got over that shocking moment and returned to his normally ebullient self.

Norm relishes in his role as "the fat guy." Always being charming and self-deprecating in such a way that seems to flick that "He's a big teddy bear" switch in women. In fact, he often says he doesn't like it when another fat guy is in the group, and he often wishes he could just walk up to fat guy # 2 and say, "Hey man, I've got this one covered."