Friday, April 08, 2005

I'd Settle For Miranda

Know how all these girl magazines (Cosmopolitan, Elle, The Nation) have "quizzes" for women to determine which Sex and the City character they are? Does anyone not end up being Carrie? More interestingly, are they angry if their results don't make them Carrie? And if they aren't Carrie the first time, do they retake the test with different answers until they are Carrie?

If they do, it's easy enough. The questions are so transparant.

Would you rather:
a) Work long hours at a stressful job
b) Experiment with fertility drugs until you find the right one
c) Sleep with stangers until God gives you breast cancer to punish you for your whorish ways
d) Check out the sale at Prada