From: Career Services
To: AllStudents
Subject: Job opening
NON-PROFIT JOB OPENING-START IMMEDIATELY
The Vatican is looking for a law student to fill the position of Pope. Duties include: Spiritual Leader of major religion, speaking out against birth control, covering up child molestation charges, and conducting daily mass. Applicant must be male, ranked in the top 10% of their class, have strong public speaking skills, and be willing to abstain from sexual activity until death. Fluent in Latin a plus. Catholic preferred, but willing to consider other religions with strong resumes. Salary: negotiable. Send resume, cover letter, references, and writing sample (10 page max) to: College of Cardinals, 1 Vatican Way, Vatican City. Or email to humanresources@vatican.org. Deadline: May 1.
