This weekend I was out of town and needed to check my email so I went to an internet cafe. I sat down at a computer and found a minimized window. I opened it up only to have my senses rattled by some very graphic bestiality. I closed it out quickly, afraid that anyone else had seen me open up some other person's pornography.
A few seconds later, some guy comes up behind me and says, "Um, excuse me. I was sitting there."