I stopped taking notes in class because I realized that I never use them.
I have never made my own outline.
I am almost always either unprepared or underprepared for class.
I always use the maximum allowable absences.
I often miss more than that.
I have never had a grade adveresely affected due to this.
The only reason I attend on the first day of class is so I get a seat in the back row.
I always sit in the back row.
When a professor told me that she would be constantly calling on me, I told her that was fine, as long as she didn't mind being constantly disappointed.
If I spend more than an hour a day reading, something has gone horribly wrong.
In reality, I usually only spend a half-hour a day skimming my assignments.
Last year I went into my Corporate Tax exam with a shaky grasp of the basic concepts and a Gilberts. I got an A-.
My Individual Income Tax professor instituted an attendance policy because of me and my friend.
My Corporations professor told me to drop the class because I missed to many classes and would have a hard time with the exam. I told him I would take my chances. I got an A.
I have never briefed a case.
If you asked me to brief a case, I would have no idea what to do.
I declined a spot in the moot court competition because I am lazy.
People looked at me like I was crazy when I told them this.
I looked at them like they were crazy for wanting to be on moot court.
If my classmates knew how little work I put in for the class rank I have, they would hate me.
But here is the scariest thing of all:
Next year at this time, I will be representing clients.
