A reader IMed me and asked if I had ever read the book "Law School Confidential". I said that I owned the book, but never actually got around to reading it. He directed me to the first line of the Foreward, written by the Dean of the school where the author of the book attended. The line was about the first time the Dean met the author of the book. That line:
Several years ago, at a law school orientation party, one of the new students came up to me and without introduction, threw his arms wide open, taking in the full sweep of Penn Law's summer-green courtyard and proclaimed to me, "I own this place!"
Wow. What a fucking douchebag. And you wonder why people hate law school.