Girl: "Hey, are you coming to the RLS victory party?'
Me: "What's RLS?"
Girl: "Republican Law Society."
Me: "Ew, no."
Girl: (gives me dirty look)
Other Girl (who overheard the conversation): "Are you part of the Democratic Law Society?"
Me: "No."
Other Girl: "Why not?"
Me: "I'd rather be a free agent than part of the losing team."
Other Girl: (gives me dirty look)
Me (wondering aloud): "I wonder if there is a Nihilistic Law Society...I'd be president if I cared enough to start it."
