Sarah: I am nervous about my exam...give me some encouraging words
Barelylegalblog: Good luck
Sarah: Thanks, how inspiring...come on, you can do better than that.
Barelylegalblog: Sarah, you are a smart, beautiful woman who is going to go in there today, bend that exam over the desk and fuck it in the ass. Then, once you have successfully made that contracts exam your bitch, you will rejoice and drink champagne from the skulls of your enemies.
Sarah: I literally do not know how to respond to that. I am speechless.
