Russ: The Bears won again.
Me: So what? The Bears suck, they just beat teams slightly worse than they are.
Russ: Kind of like you at that crappy law school?
Me: Touche, Russ...Touche.
Welcome to Barely Legal: The Blog; This blog is run by two recent law school grads, Russ and Mike. Back when we were still law students, this was the most popular law student run blog in the world. Now, who knows what we are or what this blog is. Nevertheless, everything on this blog is uncontroverted fact, and should be interpreted as such.