Thursday, January 05, 2006

Bring A Glenivet For Me And My Boy, Mikey, And If You Tell The Bartender To Go Easy On The Water This 50 Cent Piece Has Your Name On It

Scene: The next morning after a hard night of drinking with my friends.

Girlfriend: Where'd you guys go last night?

Russ: (Famous Club)

Girlfriend: Cool! Did you know that Vince Vaughn hangs out there?

Russ: I sure hope he does! That's who I was telling girls who I was.