Thursday, January 19, 2006

Pranktastic!

Faithful readers will remember that our friend Brett from Blafayette once had his mom discover pornography in his room while Brett was in high school and then had to sit through a painful, yet hilarious lecture about the evils of porn.

Well, today, Brett has a girlfriend (sorry ladies) so you'd think his porn needs would have diminished. But, it seems he's still up to his old tricks. In fact, his girlfriend has a blog where she detailed the following story (note: I'm paraphrasing here so you guys won't google the entry and read her blog).

This coming weekend I meet Brett's Parents! They're visiting from out of town and sleeping on his bed. Brett and I have been cleaning the room and have had to hide his pornography collection (20 Playboys and a Video). Brett says his mom is a bit of a snoop.

I decided to leave a comment under this posting. I quickly registered Brett's mom's name with Blogger and left the following comment, ostensibly, from Brett's mom.

What! Talking behind my back? I'm a snoop? I didn't travel all the way to Lafayette to discover my son's new girlfriend was enabling a pornography addiction!

Brett quickly got the following email from his girlfriend:

Look at the comment under my latest post!!! Does your mom know I have a blog??? Or is this one of your stupid friends, Russ or Mike??? I'm freaking out!!!

Brett let her know that I had just called him to relay what I had done and her anxiety was extenguished. Wait until she finds out I replaced her birth control with tic tacs, though. (I'm hoping they'll name the result of that prank "Pranky," or, failing that, "Russ")