Girlfriend: This channel is showing 'In the Army Now', 'Pauly Shore is Dead', and 'Son-In-Law' in a row. They must be doing some sort of Pauly Shore marathon.
Me: Ya think? Way to crack the code, Nancy Drew.
Welcome to Barely Legal: The Blog; This blog is run by two recent law school grads, Russ and Mike. Back when we were still law students, this was the most popular law student run blog in the world. Now, who knows what we are or what this blog is. Nevertheless, everything on this blog is uncontroverted fact, and should be interpreted as such.