Girlfriend: Melissa Joan Hart had a kid! In fact she met her husband in 2002 and got married in 2003. We've been dating longer than "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and her husband have known eachother and she's already a mother!
Russ: You said it yourself, she's a witch. She probably used black magic to make her marriage happen. If you want to get proposed to, you'll have to do it the old fashioned way.
Girlfriend: You mean get pregnant?
Russ: I was actually looking for 'good natured patience' but I think we just learned a lot about each other.
