Normally I never feel the need to defend or explain any of our posts, but since in the past 24 hours it has become apparent that at least a portion of our readers take this blog way too seriously, allow me to clear something up:
Yesterday's post, entitled "Mike and Russ Argue", was a joke. Nothing said in that post was the actual opinion of either of us. None of the assertions made by either of us is an actual fact. For example, I do not actually believe that outlines are "community property". Russ does not have anonymous sex with random strangers. And, for the love of God, Russ did not jerk off for money on spring break. How any of you thought that this was supposed to be anything other than an absurd argument between friends is beyond me.
For the readers who read yesterday's post, chuckled, and knew it was a joke, congratulations, you still have some common sense left. For those of you who had any other interpretation, the pressure of law school is clearly getting the best of you.
